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Mercy is the second single from Welsh singer Duffy’s latest album, Rockferry. I would be lying if I say it did not draw any influence from Amy Winehouse’s Rehab — the “yeah yeah yeah” in Mercy is in my opinion, the opposite of Rehab’s “nope nope nope”. Although Duffy is vocally more feeble, and lacks the prowess and depth that the later possesses, Mercy is equally sultry and catchy as Rehab. And hey, Duffy has better hair!


-Extracted from a blog.

Mercy would lay upon us soon, on your right.

Weekend Videos

It can substitute the rest of the other 4 videos.

Happy watching, barbarian idol!

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3AONE Diagrams

Hello guys.

I drew these diagrams via paint when I was doing my chem.

I just want to share my Paint skills with all of you. AHEM*

Well, you may use these for your project, but as instructed, state the source or URL clearly.

For this case, http://www.3aone.blogspot.com/ is sufficient.

And yes, please do not remove the '©3AONE' from the diagrams. Thank you very much.

Filter paper, filtration, distillation, fractional distillation, seperating funnel DIAGRAMS. Separating Methods.

RIGHT CLICK THE IMAGES, SELECT OPEN IN NEW TAB THEN SAVE THEM. DO NOT JUST SAVE THEM DIRECTLY AS THE RESOLUTION WILL BE, UNFORTUNATELY, SUCKY!

Disclaimer: This only aids as a SOURCE to find diagrams suitable for the project. It will definitely not hinder students from learning what they are suppossed to.





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White Ranger

100th POST.

REW
Tiang and I were predicting what that tommy (whatever) guy will be saying next as he was saying the same thing last year. Tiang guessed the Coke. I forgot about it LOL. Ok, then there was this last part which was the powerpoint presentation. We cannot comment on the what we call, content of the SUPER-PEELed parable-ised slides, it was not so 'peel-ed after all.

HISTORY
We stepped into the room filled with marker ink refill bottles with the markers on a very wrong postition (oh, there were different positions). I shall not comment much about the test as I wrote that Bulgaria attacked Greece, which I now suppose it was the other way round. Of course, as we are from 3AONE, we will be super-kaisu: Afraid of Losing. So most of the people were taking up 10 minutes talking about it when we were suppossed to go for Amath.

A. MATHS
Well, since Maths teachers have a common fetish [(obsession), see, you can learn 1100 Words from here also, mah)] on statistics. So we saw our IMPROVING grades. Well, I failed all my previous GAs and Tests. And finally, I got a 10/20 ^^. Nothing good but I feel happy understanding the topics even if I were to fail. Lokewa (who got 13) was like.. "Next test you will trash me".. Yeah... For the past 2GAs and Tests you got higher than me. Of course, the highest in class - 19/20. By Cl and the ever bitch-slapped chewvernon (i know it's chow). Clam ~er. w/e. Tiang also improved, well, he will own after the holidays.

CHEM-SPA
Ms Sherri Tan was not here. So TW took over. As expected, his hypotheses were being tested again, with the shortest- Hypothesis ONE. The class was going to Peter Answers, which JonSam said people who believes it are idiots, which Keith said Satan won't be so lame. Many of us here are missing posts by ©KTSK about Sprinked peanuts on Coconuts! His fixation with NUTS, two kinds, well, one belongs to Bryan, and another himself. LOL ok. No offence. They will never be offended. :)

LS
This lesson of LS, even though with the irrelevant and very wrong starting, was the most meaningful LS we had in the past 9 weeks. Well, comparing with Donations&Donations for NKF. WS mentioned about our class, as said by a teacher, being, very disruptive during lessons (which is more of engaging). Well, teachers not teaching maths don't understand that 'Teaching Less, Learn More' is actually disproportionate, which (to us), makes to sense at all.

We had more than 800 views for the past week. And, we had altogether around 3000 hits from the day this was created. Obviously, the number of visitors are alot more. (If you don't know how to calculate, you may kindly :) approach any of our maths teachers for help, yes, both of them also contributed to the high population of viewers.

therandomed

hmm hey guys..know that i havent been posting for the past few days/weeks/month. sorry about that. hmm well today had REW..the geog quizzers were late with Mr Desmond Chew. It was about of all things WEATHER but he didnt..sadly didnt give us the questions or explained anything cos we were already late. REW- we had some guy called Jamie talk abt his life and how he met God and stuff. the video abt the father and his son was really cool. THE GUY HAS DAMN BIG CALF MUSCLES!!! PE- amos and i had a major collision and his skull hit my chin. we were both lifted off our feet and landed hard on our bums. HURT like hell!! GEOG test was *****ed up.. the rest of the day i forgot already sorry bout that. THANK GOD ITS THURSDAY!!! we made it through the crazy, tiresome, mind-wrenching week of tests.. tmr's history..all the best guys..OM CAMP coming right up..all the best OM people

Dipsy

Today in school

So today was like this, double SS, we went through the question format one more time. Then did the test, and unsurprisingly almost everybody did qn2, ppl like Amos Loke arh, damn pro did qn3. And as usual there were people who wrote extra after WS said to stop writing...

Then Geog(Pls update the class on lit), We finished the cyclones and how they are caused, and case study on banglaesh. And remember Geog students prepare for the test with the known information from JC, and also NA test may be diffrent from our test. Also GA tmr before test, what an engaging way to prepare for the test.

Then double E- math, we did the test and also got the letter for the maths lesson before Leonis as the class had decided. Which was about 7:30 am an i would be like at the LC at dunno 6am?? The test was like can, so-so some can do some cannot, so i sub a as something to try and get my answer. Which of course did not work.

English, with GW we did reading with crocodiles and sex. The crocs as i learnt had vigourous sex lives, and Ting made sounds which "i think" are related to the topic on way or another.

Then Bio, another mind map to after finishing the chapter on nutrition in animals.

Finally for Chem, we did titration, which i remembered was for group 1 salts and ammonium salts.

And as for leonis, we played the game again, and somehow me and jh got to the stage where we invaded Earth?? That was like random lah i click Ctrl+ S then he click something. Dunno what happened??

So please remember to study for 3 tests tmr to avoid overloading....

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hi guys, it isnt my day to blog, but i feel there's a need to inform everyone of something...it has come to my attention (not that i was ignorant of the situation) today.

something freaky happened during leonis; really freaky.

but before i tell you that story, let me tell you this story:

almost everyone was doing what they were supposed to do, play the stimulation 2. my partner was absent for the leonis session, so i had to pair-up with titus, whose partner had to sprinkle tinkerbell dust on children to make them forever young. go for tennis. so we did the leonis thingy together, and behind us was jonsam and shankar. jonsam was playing pacman (LOL) and shankar was at a website (no, not porn, so shaddup shorukh).. something to do with this ghost (called peter) who seem to be able to answer every question you had for it.

(here's the freaky part)

shankar wrote this -
Petition : Peter, please answer this:
Question : Who is sitting on my left?
-------Please wait----------
Answer: JonSam

[he showed jonsam, jonsam thought it was a prank, so shankar wrote another thing]

Petition : Peter, please answer this:
Question : Who is sitting on my right?
------Please wait----------
Answer: Justin

[jonsam saw this and got shocked, both showed this to justin, he also got stunned. three of them started panicking, titus and i turned around and asked what happened, shankar then wrote:]

Petition : Peter, please answer this:
Question : Who is sitting behind me?
------Please wait---------
Answer : Titus

[At this moment, titus saw that and fell off his seat (he was sitting right behind shankar). i was horrified, freaked out, shocked, whatever... we really started to panic now]

Petition : Peter, please answer this:
Question : How did you die?
------Please wait------
Answer : Suicide

[shankar continued]

Petition: Peter, please answer this:
Question: Who is the new guy from our class?
------Please wait--------
Answer: Shorukh

[seriously, we were totally freaked out. HOW THE HECK DOES HE KNOW ALL THESE? OUR NAMES? WHERE WE'RE SITTING?!]

Petition: Peter, please answer this:
Question : Who are you?
------Please wait------
Answer : there is a disturbance in this room, i cannot answer you.

Petition: Peter, please answer this:
Question: What is the disturbance?
-------please wait--------
Answer: I'll help you kill it.

[WOAH, OKAY, WE ALL SCREAMED AT THIS POINT! cos the disturbance was the people talking about leonis and stuff, and this 'ghost' wants to 'kill' us?! theres a small crowd gathering at the computer now, including jeremy seow, fuzzy, and chrislim]

shankar (and everyone else): EH FUZZY CL SEE THIS AH!
Petition: Peter, please answer this:
Question: Who is around me?
-----please wait--------
Answer : Fuzzy <------FUZZY WAS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND THE COMPUTER!!!!!! AND NOTE THAT THE COMP USED THE NICKNAMES OF CHRISTOPHER TAN (FUZZY) AND PREVIOUSLY IN JONATHAN SAM'S CASE (JONSAM)! THE "GHOST" KNOWS OUR NICKNAMES!!!

cl, me, titus, jonsam, shankar, fuzzy, hamburger rose to our feet, look at each other and started SCREAMING OUR HEADS OFF! OUR HEADS WERE DAMN RED WITH SHOCK AND EXSASPERATION(however you spell it lol)!!!!!!

NOW AIN'T THAT FREAKY!!!! ITS ALL TRUE, YOU CAN ASK AROUND!!

okay i wrote so much, my point isnt that ghost exists but please, heed my advice! :

As we know, especially Christians, the Day of Jesus' second coming is approaching. It may not be this year, not in this decade, or even in our lifetime, but it's very important to know that the Devil is out to tempt us, to deceive us, to break our relationship with God, to lure us away from God! One of the many ways to achieve this is to have false prophets and false teachers living among us in this world to "educate" us in a manner which we would live in constant fear and having doubts in God. I am very certain that this "Peter" is one of these false prophets.

I want all of us to know that we should be aware and wary of these people. We may not know who they really are, but with God's help, we can overcome these deception and evil plans of Satan! I'm not forcing the non-Christians to become Christians (it's your personal decision), but at least, pray to God for guidance, peace and the courage to step up and overcome these evil snares that satan has set for each and every one of us!

So, guys, please HEED MY ADVICE! And if you have any uncertainties about the Christian faith, you may refer to any Christian teachers/ministers, or even me, to clarify these doubts! (but dont find me for academic difficulties ah lol)

Homework Update

Additional Mathematics

Please note that answers for Qn 3 should be:
When x = 5/8, y = -1/8
When x = 2, y = -7

Chinese

Please learn Chapter 7 (月迹) via Moodle,
Madam Sin's Course, Chinee Express (SYY),
It is the first course, with '0307' on the left.
This goes to all Chinese students.

Please refer to the Homework Column for others.

from TalkingCock

It's once again a Sar-tur-daeh NIGHT. After much pleasure having fun with mentos and home decor magazines, we provide you with some in'SIDEs from the Chicken. Of course, do not neglect your stardies.

“The Singapore Airshow was not bad, lah,” said Pasir Pis resident Mr. Mohd Tengok bin Ular.

“Tapi got a lot of planes, but no snakes. Maybe next year they can put snakes on the planes, and it will be more exciting.”

Mr. Tengok was also puzzled by the name of the event.

“Airshow,” he rubbed his goatee thoughtfully. “To be honest, I didn’t see any air. Actually, air is invidi… insivibi… invisidibi… is cannot see, one, betul tak? Cannot see, how to show? How can ketuk people $20 and don’t show what the title promises? It should be call the ‘Singapore Planeshow’, lah.”

However, other Singaporeans said that there was definitely air at the Airshow – but it was small.
“I park my car at Changi Coast there and try to catch free show, because not say I say what, $20 plus parking is too chia lat,” said Mr. Chin Too Lan. “But then of course the mata come and saman me. Damn small air, man.”

Meanwhile, paying attendee Mr. Peh Tee Kit said he also saw some MediaCock celebrities at the show, “Got airheads, so confirm Airshow got air, mah.”


The first article read finish already anot? HAR?

Second one.

So inflation is apparently, um, inflating in Singapore. Prices of everything have gone up! Even (especially?) our Ministers. Okay, so maybe we peasants don’t have the power to make them slash their salaries… so what else can we ask the Gahmen to do to make themselves less expensive/more cost effective?

1. When buying up stakes in foreign banks or telcos, try shopping for them on eBay instead.

2. Install ERP gantries outside Ministers’ driveways

3. Suspend construction of the Death Star.

4. Wipe your backsides with $50 dollar bills instead of $100 dollar bills.

5. Or even better, the State’s Times.

6. Just watch ‘Maggi & Me’ on TV instead of having Fiona Xie personally act out the episodes in the Parliament House lounge

7. Save on laundry costs – avoid wearing all-white clothes because they get dirty more easily.

8. Replace MediaCock with a big nationwide screensaver; it’ll be just as exciting and probably more intelligent.

9. Isn’t constructing the Singapore Flyer a bit of an expensive way to look down on people?

10. Instead of giving political detainees the expensive air-con treatment, why not try the cheaper fan treatment instead?

11. Snack on ordinary Tong Garden peanuts, not those $600,000 ones.

12. Wear good-fitting, supportive underwear instead of having so many people following you around and carrying your balls.

13. Do you really need to spend so much money bringing Formula One into Singapore? Why so atas? Formula Two cannot, meh?

14. When calling up international heads of state, use Skype.

15. Don’t run up expensive lawyer’s fees with all those defamation suits. Just ask the Judge to order Dr. Chee to tell you his ATM PIN.

16. When filling up your Jacuzzis, use the cheaper Sevruga caviar instead of the more expensive Beluga caviar.

17. Pay Satan in instalments.

18. Do you really need Gurkhas to protect you? Try Goondus instead. Singapore got so many, and cheaper some more.

19. Does the PM really need that marching band to follow him wherever he goes, playing the Star Wars Imperial March?

20. When ordering mee siam, don’t ask for hum.

We apologise for the lateness of copying and pasting, I need time to finish my mentos, right? Don't whatever me ok.

EXTRA ExTRA. Read ALL about it.

Gosh. For those who weren't selected for the geog quiz or think Geog is boring,

Thank God. Really.

GDP, GNP, North/South in relation to Rich/Poor. FTW. Its A LEVEL GEOGRAPHY.
Who understands? THX.

Gosh, Urban Geog and Physical Geog in A Levels is terrible. Imagine a ring file filled to the very rim. DEPRESSING.

Hahahaha oh btw did he say 8 March is the competition? because I got an important event. Hahahaha. Terrible Geog. Sure die. DIE!!!!

I think I get 1/30 for the quiz also happy.

Winston

Apologies for the lack of coverage yday

ASSembly:
In class, ermm....We were informed of one more SS period next wk,...SSH reduced to 2 periods

SS:
TEst...Structured Questions on population
A struggle for me, 3 questions and like 45 min to do wif so much to write

PE:
Physical training, mock napfa....david aw, justin chew and i had to do extra training for shuttle run....Kenna logged by the unable to do pull up notebk

LIT:
ZML gave bad news...lit avg 14/25...moderate lor..since graham give explanation line by line to 3A2...The road less travelled...the poem on the LC

BIO:
Plot graph test....Sigh....never bring curve rule...TW gave a sentence...and the verdict i'm not so sure. He limits me to 3 Questions per lesson....CHEM OR BIO lesson, please elaborate (^?^)??

AM:

U noe lar.....what else is there to say...Maths and the Partial Fractions thingy

LS:
LOVE types of love presented....WHy even use this for PD??

Rawrrpawz.

ok... Heres the thing. Ive been asked to post every friday. and im fine with it. i just wanna make a point before i talk about the things which happen in school. Firstly, why the hell do people post about the things which happen on that day? WE ALL WENT THROUGH IT. theres no stupid point. if you wanna talk about the things which happen in geog class? im fine with it, its actually interesting. But, why the hell do you gotta post on something like math class? wthman... wth. and my other point. does ANYONE, ANYONE read our posts? those who have read this post please tag this in the tagboard. 'i have read rawrrpawz's post'. thank you.
ok, it seems a evil terrorist retard has escaped a camp or sth. On the day that he escaped, i was staying in our campus overnight to prepare for the parade the next day. so, im the only one, in class, who has excess to this blog, who has first hand info about what happened in school at night. basically, damn lot of soldeirs were outside school, blocking roads. im not sure if they were smart enough to surround the barker run route, but they were guarding all the front entrances. officers were combing the whole school. people in shirts and long pants, inspectors i think, were walking around the whole school. they were checking the tennis courts the footsal courts and some were shining their torch lights into bushes. so yeah... real action in our school for the first time. mr lai and the other BB boys were like... mega serious... talking lots of shit... saying that if we didn't follow what they said, we'd be playing with our lives... but whatever... dumbasses...

WR


February Review

I remember blogging on the previous month's review. It was lengthwise, funny. I shall once again, try to review relevant details that marked the end of Term 1. (Consider Week 10 to be negligible)

As noticed, in class, we did not have a change in Anti-Peace Army (opposite of PAP). The hits generated are more here, with much more PODs entering the "vast network of the Line(Net)".

We are, of course, more lost in our studies. A number of us do not tend to hand in work on time despite the penalty of marks, except for, One. We do not, of course, take the funny jokes into our hearts, they are just JOKES.

I don't think I am qualified to give a review.

I don't know FTW I learnt.

Let us, bask in failure,

and still smile. :)

Dipsy

The day before tomorrow.

Hi fellow 3A1ians, Today was like normal, first 2 periods, was SSH we went through Marixsm in the Authoritarian Regime of Russia. Then talk about minority groups, the revolution happened in winter, and then got Capitalist country then becoming Socialist nation, then finally communist. So as far as i can see we are between stage 1 and 2. If our country becomes communist then... Also to set things straight I DID NOT READ THE WHOLE TEXTBOOK, I only read the second world war, and I damn bo liao that time watch History Channel.

Then Double Geog again, this time go through what, Rainfall, causes of rainfall, and the trip to KL for the Geog students which would cost about S$140. Dunno if u wanna go, cos i find 3 day 2 nights quite short, somemore having R and R everynight.

Then Biology, we got back our tests. Also quite slack.

After recess was A-maths, did the worksheet. Then like again finish can do, understandable.

Then double chinese, for SYY's class we went through a worksheet and then did the test, the test this time more undestandable, hope no one fails this time.

Then like every wednesday it is time for Leonis. The project today was about the stituation, then same as usual. Then got AMC wah, this is not maths i swear. I cannot do lah!

So tmr is founders day celebration, am looking forward to it, remember: The Best is Yet to be!

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extrAs Promised - MSSLC Update

For those that didn't go for MSSLC, TAKE NOTE. Bishops usually take A LOT of time for their talks, which can last 1.5HOURS. So please store up your patience 'coz it may be a very very long Founders' Day tomorrow. (PLEASE don't jeer me, my parents are comin =)

Well anyway, MSSLC was FUN. Yes on the whole it WAS fun. But the prefects had to take all the scolding as the days progressed. How sad.

Oh, and 1 thing all of us can beat BRYAN TAN SAY CHYE in: Tossing a Water bomb using a garbage bag. (no hard feelings)

^ He couldn't toss a single one properly, although he blames his partner for his small height and build. Yes bryan, you have great posture and a colossal chest, but not everyone can match up to it.

^ Also, he did an ARR-KEE-DOE roll on the floor supposedly to evade a flying water bomb. I bet it was to impress the PLMGS and MGS girls. (Mostly MGS though)

Many other things also happened, especially during the blindfold game, where starch was put on girls to scare them. Yes Justin, I apologise for not calling you up.

1. When JOEL LIM (Ask Sitoe/Woo who he is) rubbed starch on a girl, WK, he got SLAPPED. Not to mention one spot on his right cheek.

2. When PERSON X (decline to name) tried to put starch on an MGS girl's arm, he got CAUGHT and KICKED IN THE NUTS. Luckily, the nuts weren't cracked.

3. Participants thought starch was glue, and freaked out.

I'm not a good storyteller. So apologies if all these sound strange. I pon-ed leonis and AMC. And I need to take chinese test. Sigh.

Don't boo me on Founder's Day. I know its all bs.

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TimeTable



*NEW*

for the UPDATED TIMETABLE.

Founder's Day



Founder's Day

28 February 2008

Guest of Honour - Mr Arthur Fong



Full School Uniform with School Ties

7.40am to 11.00am (+08:00 GMT)


We are looking forward to post on it.

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Guys, please do not waste your time trying to log into moodle to take the chemistry quiz, because the password is incorrect. We tried every possible related password, but to no avail.

Please refer to the blog time and time again, and look out for updates/announcement regarding the chemistry quiz.

Thank you.

WR

Homework can kill - so don't do them.

The smart way is to do some of them only.

So you will be 'half-dead', and go to sleep.


I took 20 minutes just to update TESTS and HOMEWORKS.

HTML - Is it a blessing or a curse? Discuss. [10marks]

Teachers don't know. No point writing. Full MARKS! 10/10!

Maybe LCK knows.. but he detests writing essays! LOL!!

You write 'acceleration', he considers it, writing an essay. The proper way is - accn.

I shall stop here due to the mass load of HOMEWORKS AND TESTS@!$*@$^@#%$^@

extra-as-always

To add on from shadowulf....

Photo-shoot: I think my group's (THX, manchu etc) had the funniest moment of our lives.

The two cameramen seriously were like the tall man and fat guy in some old hokkien stand-up comedy show. Let's call the guy who were taking the shots tall man and the one that goes 1, 2, 3 fat boy.

Tall Man: Okay arh, everyone stand hao hao (properly) arh...

Fat Boy: 1.....2...

Tall Man: *Lowers Camera* EHH i haven't even prepared yet u wanna go 123?!

Fat Boy: Orh Sorry Sorry

Tall Man: Eh get the 2 people stand properly leh. Arh okay good goood.

Fat Boy: 1.....2..........

Tall Man: *Curse under his voice and stares*

Fat Man: Paiseh paiseh...

Tall Man: Okay steady...

Fat Boy: 1.....2.......

(Tall man stares in a strange way, everyone explodes in laughter)

^I dunno if it sounds funny to any of u, but it really was when our group was there. It was hilarious!


It was hilarious.

I'll post the happenings of MSSLC on Wednesday(:

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hi guys.. monday blues huh. bo pian one, this kind of things.. no thanks to school. haiz.

Chapel
we learnt that Jesus can free us from the bondage of sin, if we allow Him to! very important lesson indeed, especially for some people (they know who they are, i wont mention their names, out of respect :P)

Contact time
lol photo-shoot. wasted lots of time, ate right into physics x) ..apparently i had 'long' hair. oh, and i look horrible in photos (unsurprisingly, considering real-life appearance)

Physics
we had like only 15-10 mins for physics where we got our books checked and chopped, nothing much.

E-Math
we spent the whole period filing worksheets and test papers and filling up the contents page, where we can get 4 free marks :D ..hopefully i got the 4 marks, cos i really, really need them..

~Recess~

Chemistry
lol this is where you guys may find your mondayblues driven away, cos something really interesting happened to me, and other people in class..

this was what happened to me : kenneth kong told me to taste a liquid/solution, where i at the point of time had no idea what it was (until i tasted it). i touched the solution with my finger and touched the tip of my tongue. i was like, "hmm.. sour", then whoa, it was hell on my tongue sia, LoL.. it was burning, and so was my finger, so i quickly rushed to the sink and put my finger and tongue under running water. kong was damn shocked, he said "wth, you really tasted it?!"

i said "yah, you told me to what.. what was it? it tasted abit sour leh.."

"OF COURSE LAH, IT'S HYDROCHLORIC ACID!"

i nearly bashed him up there and then. (lol)

okay then other people also got funny things happening to them:
1) pflug's group had pink-colour solution in the long tubey thingy [my group nearly had it too, thanks to lzj lol]
2)i went to jonsam's group (i think) and took the glass stirrer thingy, whatever its called, and jabbed it in the stomach of the nearest person, sharukh. LoL, then got pink thingy on his shirt, and he was like "hey, what the hell! what did you do!" in his accent..
then jonsam took distiled water and sprayed on his shirt LOLOLOLOL! sharukh went "HEY! ooorgh... im gonna return the favour, jon!" ahahahahha!

super hilarious sia LoL..im sure got other things going on la, but i wasnt everywhere to see them right =/

A-math
we did some polynomals worksheet, and lec returned our graded assignment and 2 other worksheets. and of course, i failed again lawl...


okay i think that's all for the day =/ otherwise, got other bloggers to add in..

~ciao
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Weekend Videos

There is sadly, no posts during the weekends. So sad. Thus, we have decided to provide videos (dont worry, it's not porn) WALAO! for your pleasure during the weekend. This week, we have the 30th Anniversary Concert of Dick Lee, during er, 2004. It's a bit the late, 4 years. There are 5 videos, play them in sequence. Enjoy!











Lalala!

007

Greetings,

Once again TGIF ! Hooray for Singapore in winning the Youth Olympics! However we do not have an Olympic Village, in whatever circumstances 'we must have a vision', allowing Singapore to count on us and we also must have 'national pride'.

Today began with a big joke, literally. The Great and Mighty led the school (only a minority) in a large chorus of 'Count on me Singapore' with gusto. It was totally hilarious as the Great and Mighty overpowered the rest of the teachers, whom at that period of time tried to sing their lungs out, but to no avail. We looked at our watch, gleaming with satisfaction as precious time of SS are slowly being taken up. But in the back of heads, also expecting another LS-less Friday.

We sped through SS like a bullet train. And within moments we were under the scotching heat, running. Today was the first tennis lesson, but as the phrase goes, No Pain, No Gain. We had to run 16 rounds around the tennis courts and endure torturous amounts of physical conditioning before tennis. Time flew past yet again while we enjoyed tennis.

Before we know it, JC was telling us about his retreat to Genting Highlands, having a vision and boasting about Singapore's government. Throughout the lesson, he kept on repeating,
'Our hearts, our hopes, our aims are one.'

Biology test, was easy for most and it ended of really really quickly. Which was a good thing.

A Maths sped by and within a few minutes we were having SS all over again. This time, with a tired-and-wanting-to-go-home 3A1 and a tired-and-wanting-to-finish-teaching WS. Time came to a standstill as we copied endless amounts of information. Class ended off with a short 15 minutes plus of LS and everyone went home Happy.

The Best Is Yet To Be !

The End.

Rawrpawz.

ok ritte, so we started the day of on a good note. It was scouts day and we had a good laugh at some of the scouts and our teacher, mr syn. lol, it was also the day after singapore got chosen to host the youth olympic games... John chao and alot of other teacher went up to sing 'count on me singapore'. more announcements, more lecturing... which brought us to about.... 8.45, in mr syn's class. HAHA! i bet you he was pissed.
we had SS, and we went for... umm.. PE. PE was fun lol, its the first day we played tennis and everything went ok...
In john chao's class lol, we learnt, NOT GEOG, but we learnt that we must have a vision. without vision nothing is possible. We must have a vision of our O level results, a vision of being top in singapore. more more more stories. About 5 different NON-GEOG topics, and about 3 geog slides, get the ratio? haha
Bio test was.... reasonable. nth much to comment on it.
Ah... LS. Mr syn used LS for SS as he had no choice... we dont have enough SS classes mah... yeah so when he was teaching SS during LS, mr allan?elen?allen... Lim popped his head in at the backed of the class. He seemed rather upset and unhappy. Mr syn's in trouble. =]
Anyway, nth much, just gd luck to all fer week 10.

Winston

Today really sucked...Esp Physics...ANOTHER PETITION??

ASSembly:
WS AGAIN and AGAIN presses leung to get the bloody letter
he say will call Leung's dad that despite nagging for the letter, still nvr get for two wks
I think i rather not have reply slips...

A Math:
Miss LEC was once again trying to explain someone about...tangent of a graph
She drew some circle thingy that is complicated lar.. <> and square this square that
b2 - 4ac?????
But on the whole i think i can understand, i'll be seing a lot of circles..and triangles

Oral Comm:
The demon of reading out in public..the personal one... DEMON's Attack again..
leung spent like 10 over minutes trying to do imporomptu speech then he like cold feet one.

SSH:
Sit next to leung then taunt him then all the 4 letter words come out
DW talks about League of Nations and cant pronounce MEMEL

PHY:
The worst SPA Lesson ever..KIT pep talk us abt LCK and his classes the best and high expectations for himself and students bla bla bla bla bla ..KIT threw us with a worksheet or GA then many of the 3AONEnians were casualties of an unforseen disaster...All the kinematics thingies which are baffling (To me maybe..) Not enough time to complete.. WTH lah...give us more patience...and time...I'm sure the SC department wun want many casualties for physics..
I definitely wunt be spared

CHEM:

TW was sick...so it was full ST today..all about Salts....then bla bla bla..then our class reply to ST whether we miss TW then we say yes..BUT in a sarcastic way..Justin CHiu keep saying some horney stuff to me..then leung attack him..i tell him..do bigger sized boys have high s*x drives. He say yes then justin chiu got wacked by leung

English:
Vocabulary...then GRA told us abt the C string and that one of his class boys (NOT A1) placed a new paper right at the page....He also remarked abt him being the Emcee for Honors Night..
and his pronounciation..MASTERBEH at last year's honors night..How lol can that be?

MT (PCC):
MR PEH...LOL...when he couldnt open the door after unlocking once, i try to open, he gave a squeal no one heard before when it gave a screech..MT LC produces loud noise.. He talk about a lot of stuff...and a 4A2 guy regard him as if he were a private tutor..then more or less direct to me abt begging 1 to 2 marks

E Maths:
Miss CYN was like asking for our ws then...off to standard form
If those 4 3A1oners dun bring their exercise book..then hav to copy mine 5x

Obituary Man



Tribute to the Glycerol, and fatty acids.


HONG KONG (AFP) — Veteran Hong Kong entertainer Lydia Shum died Tuesday aged 60 after a battle with liver cancer, her employer and local media said.
Shum, known for her bouffant hairstyle and wing-tip frame glasses, was one of Hong Kong's most popular actresses and comediennes with a career spanning more than four decades.
Affectionately nicknamed by her fans "Fei Fei" which means "fat" in Cantonese because of her plump physique, Shum won over audiences not only in Hong Kong but in mainland China and Chinese communities around the world.
Shum had been undergoing medical treatment since being diagnosed with the disease more than a year ago.
But in recent weeks, her health had worsened and she was moved into intensive care at Queen Mary Hospital where she passed away, Hong Kong media reported.
Her 21-year-old daughter Joyce Cheng arrived in the hospital but would not speak to the media.
"We can confirm she has died," said Winnie Ho, a spokeswoman for her employer, local television station TVB.
Leading figures in Hong Hong, including the city's chief executive Donald Tsang, paid tribute to the respected entertainer.
"I feel very sad about her death. Fei Fei is Hong Kong's 'happy fruit'. Hong Kong people have grown up with her laughter and she had brought a lot of happiness to us," Tsang said.
"On behalf of the government and Hong Kong citizens, I would like to pay condolences to her family."
Born in Shanghai in 1947, Shum took up acting as a child in the early 60s and quickly became popular thanks to her high spirit and sense of humour.
She went on to star in more than 70 movies, according to Internet Movie Database, and later hosted numerous variety shows produced by TVB, most notably the popular "Enjoy Yourself Tonight."
The actress is survived by Joyce Cheng and her former husband -- actor and singer Adam Cheng Siu-chow.
Lydia Shum Din-Ha (Chinese: 沈殿霞; Pinyin: Shěn Diànxiá; July 21, 1947 – February 19, 2008), also known as Lydia Sum, was a Hong Kong comedian and actress known for her size. Regularly sporting her signature dark rimmed glasses, she was affectionately known to peers and fans as Fei-fei (肥肥, literally Fat Fat or Fatty), and appeared in numerous Hong Kong films.
Shum was the sister of Canadian designer Alfred Sung.
Shum died on 19 February 2008 of liver cancer, following a prolonged bout of complications related to a cholescystectomy done in 2002.


Filmography


The Lotus Lamp (1965), Three Women in a Factory (1967), Broadcast Queen (1967), The Iron Lady Against the One-eyed Dragon (1967), A Girl's Secret (1967), Every Girl a Romantic Dreamer (1967), Waste Not Our Youth (1967), Unforgettable First Love (1967), Lady Songbird (1968), Happy Years (1968), Four Gentlemanly Flowers (1968), A Blundering Detective and a Foolish Thief (1968), Won't You Give Me a Kiss? (1968), Teenage Love (1968), Wonderful Youth (1968), We All Enjoy Ourselves Tonight (1968), Moments of Glorious Beauty (1969), The Little Warrior (1969), Teddy Girls (1969), To Catch a Cat (1969), A Big Mess (1969), One Day at a Time (1969), Happy Times (1970), The Mad Bar (1970), The Invincible Eight (1971), Songs and Romance Forever (1972), The Private Eye (1973), Love is a Four Letter Word (1973), If Tomorrow Comes (1973), The House of 72 Tenants (1973), The Country Bumpkin (1974), Tenants of Talkative Street (1974), Lovable Mr. Able (1974), The Crazy Instructor (1974), The Country Bumpkin in Style (1974), Kissed by the Wolves (1974),Pretty Swindler (1975), Don't Call Me Uncle (1975), Sup Sap Bup Dup (1975), You are Wonderful (1976) [also director], Love In Hawaii (1976), The Great Man (1977), Cat vs. Rat (1982), Drunken Tai Chi (1984), The Millionaire's Express (1986), It's Mad Mad World (1987), Mr. Handsome (1987), Tiger on the Beat (1988)[cameo], Double Fattiness (1988), Mother vs. Mother (1988), King of Stanley Market (1988), Faithfully Yours (1988), The Bachelor's Swan-Song (1989), City Squeeze (1989), Eat a Bowl of Tea (USA 1989), It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World 3 (1989), Lost Souls (1989), The Banquet (1991), The Perfect Match (1991), It's A Mad Mad Mad World Too! (1992), The Laughter of "Water Margins (1993), Perfect Couples (1993), He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father (1993), Just Married (1995), Fitness Tour (1997), Happy Together (1997)[2], Miss Du Shi Niang (2003), In-Laws, Out-Laws (2004), Where Are They Now? (2006).


Tribute, tribute.

WR

We started of the day to greet the Mr Peter Tan (MPT) and the teachers, twice.

Our first subject lesson is, English.

And 3 people got Academic Detention Classes for not bringing their 1100 Words Book. Studies have shown that GW is giving ADCs for the first period. Maybe it was due to the leg cramps during assembly because 2 were sent off before Chinese New Year for ADC.

Of course, not only 3 people did not bring, there were MORE, suppossedly. They so good at 'tao gai'-ing.

Second subject lesson, Mother Tongue.

The proccessor had to stand up, with the reason of you-know-hoo-waaa-ht.

Third lesson is Georphe,

Without MJohn Chao. Basically did some workbook homework, for most of the class.

Lesson before recess, Chemistry.

The equations thing is hard to catch. Suddenly the charges appear and the state symbols disappear (by magic!) and things were cancelled after being expanded and will be factorised back.

Chemistry Cheem Matters.

RECESS.

Biology SPA. We bring you the conversation by the human invisible recorder.

TW: Last lesson I asked this question, why are all of you taking such a long time to settle down?!

NT: Because we are especiall restless, because of the construction late at night. The donno what Chang Brothers company.

TW: Chan Brothers is a totally different industry*.

(* Thanks to 'aa' for the correction)

NT: No it's Chang Brothers.. the China donno what company. Must complain them.

TW: They why are ALL of you feeling restless?

JL: Cause the WHOLE class slept over at NT's house.

TW: Yes.. I have a remedy for restlessness.. All of you line up outside the Lab.

(All lined up outside Lab)

TW: Someone said ALL of you are restless andd another person said ALL of you slept over at Someone's house and because of the constuction noise. It may not represent the opinion of the whole class but the remaining 30 over of you remained quiet. So those who feel restless please step up.

(3 stepped up only)

TW: Ok the rest of you, since you dont feel tired at all, all of you must be alert during class. Go back in. And the three of you, do you feel VERY tired, TIRED, or LITTLE tired?

Not everything was exact. So, it's just a reference, anyway that recorder is still human-based.

Next, E. Maths.

Late by, 20 minutes? Because of? Onions.

Next, Physics.

LCK was here. No one asked him why.
Many records were broken today. I'll start from first period to last.

1. Mr Lau did not make people to manual photocopying. He is obviously in a very good mood.

2. For all those who signed the EMATHS petition, good news to everyone 'cos its now upon 25 which means 5 marks moderation (for readers who aren't in our class), and apparently the results are quite good across the board =) Also ANOTHER record, we were released early for recess!

3. During CHEM-SPA, 3A1 had the most number of test tubes broken with a stunning six test tubes. Another record is the number of bio tests in a few measly days.

4. For A-Maths, I shall not elaborate. Someone already did that for me.

007

Men and their large... or for this matter itchy...


A freaking thing that freaked out most of the class, happened to a freak today. Much to the class' horror, he is non other than the infamous 'active composite volcano' - Justin Chiu. Confirmed after much observations. The name just send tingles down my spine. Somehow, his hands are constantly in constant motion (or maybe constant accelerating at 1 ms-2 LOL!) and needless to say at his groin, when asked, he will just smile sheepishly and say,
"My penis has rashes!"

"It is very itchy!"

This my brethren happened throughout the entire day. Well, everyone finally noticed his freaky action during A. Maths lesson. It all started when the class was doing their worksheet, I saw Tih Hung looking at Justin's unzip pants laughing like mad. I was FLABBERGASTED and shocked beyond my wildest dreams. Soon after that, the whole class came to know about his disgusting act and began making comments.


Comments that are along the lines of physically stimulating one's genitals and what's worse doing it in class. Even though it was totally wrong and utterly corrupt for Justin to do such an obscene act in class, it added more JOY in our HAPPY school lives.

The A. Maths teacher was obviously putting a blind eye to it as when she asked Vernon what was that interesting and Vernon replied with 'Justin Chiu wanking!', LEC just continued collecting worksheets, and staring at Justin Chiu at short intervals.


Live long and study smart.

Dipsy



3A1 Class Dictionary version 1.2




Updated Version of 3A1 class dictionary:
After double checking with WR this is the offical version of the dictionary:

As you know our class has been using new found words especially during A-math class, which are not in the proper dictionary. Below are the new words, the pronouncations and probable meaning(Sample sentences are quite difficult to come up with). Hope you add such words to your dicitonary.

1. What! (Hoo-Waaa-ht) Adjective: Used to describe a person being shocked after an unexpected incident.

2. Why? (Hoo-Whhh-yy) Adjective: Used to describe shocked feelings; questioning a person but in a exaggerated manner.

3.Yay (Yee-aaaa-yy) Adjective: Used to describe a person bing excited over probably a happy incident

These are new words. And proper meanings are not very easy to come up in 5 minutes. Thanks for viewing class propaganda.

P.S. To Extra : 3a1 is the best.

Petition Man

Elementary Mathematics Petition

http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/barker - Please sign on this petition if you want an E Maths RETEST for Test 2 which is impossible to complete as it requires alot of time. You will only take 50 seconds to read through and 10 seconds to sign, (Please use your real email address when prompted as the petition will automatically be deleted by the website if the email adresses are 'alike to be made up'. They will not send any spam email to you.) Please sign it. Thank You.

Spread the word (petition and url) to Secondary Threes in Barker. Thank You.

WR

Nothing different with last year, we celebrated

TOTAL DEFENCE DAY

with talks and talks, stories and stories, music and music and music.


The first period - SS. Wesley Syn was basically teaching us the whole structure of an essay question and kept on repeating himself,

Class, you must know this..
Class, you must know that..


PE. Physical Education.

We are the owns.

We PWNED 3C2.

Fine, double or nothing. Give chance la.

Still own. Chin ups.

Register order, only for the first guy.

"Sir, we 67 already!"

"3A1 got 99."

LOL! Complete PWNZ.

3AONE pwned 3C2's head for 200 pushups and 200 crunches.
3AONE is on a killing spree!

We are the owns.

Gorfee.

Showed us the 138 slides.

Then told us that 8 of us must be selected for some NUS quiz. Or something like that.

Biology.

Test. TW kept on saying, please do not be alarmed by the Signal. Please continue to do the test when you hear the signal. The signal will be coming soon, continue to do your work. The signal will come anytime, continue your test.

*SIGNAL*

Don't be afraid. *AHHHH!!!!*

A. Math.

Some graph thing. Which was pretty easy, better than discriminants, roots, cubic simultaneous, alpha beta.. and we will have longariths which we will swear to listen. :D

LS.

Giving out the a math stuff. And that very 'in zim' Wesley Syn kept nagging

Please dont give out the stuff during my lesson.
Please stop whatever you are distributing right now.
Please dont distribute the files out.


Well, he's in zim.

Well, life skills worksheet.

We shall not talk bad. We are very good and understanding boys. Our teachers are also very kind to us. This is just a white lie. :D

Odyssey of the Mind, Scientific Thinking Programme, Geography Quiz Competition, ACJC Debates? Or Quiz. More to come. :D W-A-I-T, Just.

Winston

TOTAL DEFENCE!!



Today marks another year..OF TALKS



Assembly: talk about NS Life by s.faizal and R.HOE....

s.faizal was the OCT grad and Roger was the driver

stuff given to the male teachers..mr peh and john chao included...never or less WS


SS: WS return to us the Graded UNGRADED graded assignment...Cheemology



PE: 3A1 vs 3C2....the primary school kid was named...the double or nothing duel between C2..the ref count be down once..throws stones at the C2 ref...

OWNAGE...
SCORE of pullups:
100, 3A1 63-3 = 60 for 3C2


3C2 cheat still fail, 3A1 on a killing spree

We got apraised..good academically good teamwork...blablabla



LIT: ZML gave chocolates to almost everyone....

BIO: Test..TW keep telling us not to be alarmed by the 12pm siren....
WE ARE SO AFRAID

A MATHS: Inequalities thingy..LEC makes lesson more fun than e maths

LS turned SS: Essay writing...P..E..EL....WS complained about giving out maths file....

Gave a 10cent ang pow....cos he said to at least put 10cents

True Friend Test

Mr John Chao's


True Friend Test! :D


Leaderboard

Test in courtesy of 3AONE/

RawrrPawz.

Well, this post's fer the people who aren't in geog class. So, today's geog class was very interesting. Not that we learnt anything about geog or anything. We learned about how to pick girls. Our teacher was telling us about girls. This are the lessons.
1. St magaret girls are lousy girlfriends.
2. They very like... bitchy, sluts who sleep around. (st magaret girls)
3. Must not get our girlfriends pregnant.
4. Scgs girls are of better quality.
5. Teachers have a voracious appetite for girls. Well, at least some of them. Once again, no names, no lawsuits.
Oh yeah! and the whole class also finds out about extras 'dirty little secret'. Hes interested in
"Multi-Racial affairs." <- Extra is not a racist.
This post was not meant to offend anyone, seriously. Its just, facts and pure fact, here fer you to read.

Monkilizard

Cheat Codes For Leonis Project

when you reach the top level, press up down left left down and u will earn some money

also when u are playing the building game, press tab and type nwzPOD and u will earn money

WR

Creepy, not.



This is so idiotic and stupid.



Guess what I saw in my Inbox.


Kentdrew has a girlfriend?!?! ZOMG?!?!

I shall start from the basics. Kentdrew is a one-and-only name. You should know why no one wants to name his/her baby or his/her terrapin/tortise/turtle KENTDREW. Cause of something. :D

GOOGLE KENTDREW. CLICK!

Less than 20 results.

Top few results link to this Blog and 2A2's.

The second E of PEEL? Evidence. I just shown you.

I clicked on the message.. Chain mail.. ZZZ.

"Death Chain Mail"

See, who will forward it, I told you anyone who has that name will do such stupid things. You wanna see the message? It's widely circulated on the internet debating if it's real or not. Here is the Video.

CLICK HERE IF YOU ARE UNABLE TO VIEW IT.

Physics Review.

We learnt today in physics that....
1. Rockets seem to fascinate the class
2. "Thinking more" is required when you learn or find something interesting
3. NEWton is as popular as NEWater in phyiscs, can't say if his apple had anything to do with it.
(I know, lame joke)

We learnt in SCHOOL today that.....
1. Sheep's liver cells are almost impossible to get without the guidance of our bio teacher
2. Songs can educate us
3. It isn't everyday that the class has a 100% pass in a class test

Bummer. I have a terrible shoulder ache from studying history. For all you ignorant fools out there, there is a hist test either tmr or the day after on the whole of chapter 1. Yes, nTRIX wrote page 18-25, but that was by another history teacher, not ours, so that is therefore an unreliable source. Yes history is fun, much more fun than OTHERS (no names, no lawsuits)

Something for a small bunch of people: Amos might be the winner of KTQ scholarship. Just a hunch, but my hunches have been 75% true. Sigh.

Remember thermometers cos theres gonna be mass "machine in your mouth" with endless beeping.

What have you learnt from this post by extra?
1. He has horrible spelling.
2. He is, very extra
3. He sucks.

I said it all for you, these, you don't need to post on cbox.

See you tomorrow.

007

Greetings to all my fellow brethren,

Well, today was a usual day in school, nothing much happened, really. Besides receiving back some dreadful test results. The other main highlight of today is probably our 'first, proper' Biology SPA, having to use the microscopes to examine the different cells, and after that drawing and labeling them. It was fun to many, but totally not fun to me, as I couldn't even see anything when I look into the microscope, after countless number of tries.

As we all prepare for our tests that are starting tomorrow and painfully stretching for the next few days,  I wish everyone good health and study SMART, as always.


Winston

Apologies for the foul lang i used in the old post
Actions were really rash and silly on my part.



Cant really rmb much but a short recap of the days events
physics: Some free-fall thing i cant understand
PCC's Chinese class: Learnt the letter writing, go through the atriocious test 1, scolded people ask him to read then shut him up loudly...
English: Summary writing the points out, ask us to read newspaper....
Bio: Cut the livers and all sort of cells

WR

Hello Readers of The Blog.

Which includes Republicans, Democrats and their upstairs (head), POD.

Donch be surprised if you see your lim bu viewing this blog.

Okay, since Ah Meng is dead, there will not be any 'monkey business'.


Yesyes. Don't complain if I am slow. As you know, hardly anyone is barker reads the chinese papers. Or magzines AHEM (definitely not teenage - because it only covers underage contents). This 'IN' thing, started in Hong Kong, hitted the Chinese peepur in the world.

Of course, Singapore got alot of chi ko peh and despo experienced (old) people.

This 'IN' thing, which made fellow experienced citizens all over the world, know how to turn on their computers and surf the net. This is not porn. This is celebrity-making-love-scenes.

IT all stated when Edison (Don't Know Surname, Thomas i think) sent his laptop for repair. He was in HK at that time. Too bad lor, his pictures of celebrities la, himself and his bed partners were exposed. (They were naked.)

The computer repairmen were arrested an put behind bars already. But of course, there will not be any maxim if this ends like that; NO KICK.

There is still SOMEBODY, who holds the photos. Thousands of pictures. Female HongKong celebrities also. Not only top part, bottom also. Ok, I heard this in the bus. Some ah peh and ah gong conversing. I hear hear only ar. I neh go. They were speaking Hokkien. I understand a little bit nia.

Suddenly, they talk england. 'The website har, www dot then hollywood Something dot com lor'. Siao liao. They know how to speak english! I didn't go of course, to the website. Cause I got attachment job - what I am doing now. And the homework I tio.

I heard also, the mastermind in the photos even challenged the HK Police Force, either CIB, OCTB or OCAC. (Dramamama.) HE put on the website - "MORE TO COME".

Students as innocent as us; will be influenced ONE DAY.

More details on gossip magazines.

WR

CNY Review.

When this blog was created a month ago, it was meant to be satirical and humorous. We hoped.. Unfortunately, the creation of this blog accumulated disgust, retardness and childish-like characters, fiction or not, it remains unsure, they may be birds. We can spare the smart retardness like anything which ends with -nuts, i.e. coconuts, peanuts.

We are regretfully unsorry for this action, while we deliver you better lame articles. Actually, the whole point is to update you with homework. Don't worry. We won't ask you for money. Unlike.. nothing. We are very, very nice to everyone, equally. But of course, it depends in the end.

Like how all propaganda campaigns end, this IS NOT propaganda.

Of course, we are VERY honest. Most of the time.

Dipsy

Hi Fellow 3A1ians,

As you have read from the last post, Gentlemen please do notmake life difficult in the class by backstabing each other and passing off remarks which may not hurt to you but may be hurting to others. This is to ensure that the classroom wil be a condusive environment for all.

So in the spirit of CNY, lets erase our past grudgesand start anew as one class.

This is Class Propaganda, Live with it.

Have a nice CNY

WR

Hi.
This may FTW you a little..

This IS true.

2:25 - I was walking down the slope.


This short Primary School kid, around 1.2m, probably Primary 1 or 2.

Both of his hands were touching his testicles.

And he went like this..

"S-AAAA-X, S-AAAA-X"


THIS IS TRUE.

Yes, we went FTW.

i witnessed this - the influence of coconuts.

from TalkingCock


Dipsy

Hi fellow 3A1ians

As you know many of you may be quite happy today, cos today was very slack. Chapel then ct, then Physics test was like you just need to know the basics can already. Then E-maths did grap plot, plot and more plotting, Chem spa, just did one ws with hw on the chemical formulae, And then A math, was like "no brakes" we just chionged the whole way through discriminants and then Leonis i felt the first session was a bit a waste of time cos cant play the game and my city was destroyed.

So hw today is the gradient ws and maybe for some the mindmaps and maybe mdm sin's chinese hw.

Have a nice cny, hope many of u dun pon sch tmr.

WR

IT is alright to claim yourself as a noob blogger and blog.

It sucks when you know you are a noob blogger and pretend to be a professional.

It sucks even more when you don'tknow you are a noob blogger and pretend to be a professional blogger.

It sucks most when you have the standard of just graduated from PSLE and pretend to be a pro blogger.

From how you write it and how you phrase them, we can easily tell any of the above. Egoism should be avoided; you are a noob.

Let's all learn how to blog.

SIGN UP TO BE A BLOGGER TODAY - enoa3@hotmail.com


This is propaganda.

Extra

greethings.

with no names, no lawsuits. this is a true story.

Setting: Outside classroom

X: Could you please help me return the keys for the room

Y: Sure.

(X walks in direction of lift)

Y: You look very handsome!

X: Thank you....(inaudible convosation)

(X raises and shows his long sleeve, Y looks strangely interested

Y: ....for the females!

(X has a strange look but smiles)


Those who were at the front of the class...you know what happened. Up to you to decide (:

White Ranger

Finally,


TGIF!


Thank God It’s Friday.

Thank Goodness It’s Friday.

Terribly Gleeful It’s Friday .

Whatever.


Finally we can have peace without homework and get back to our lives. For the first of february for the first time we did not have any homework for today. Though we still have to complete our unfinished homework on the left.

TGIF, TGIF.

Dipsy

Hi 3A1,

As you know the homework and tests are piling up on our desks and we can help but do the drudgery (a word learnt from 1100 words). And at the same time we also have extra stuff to handle like CCAs and OM or Stp. As such i suggest that we should launch a campaign, Operation: Life freedom (Based on operation Iraqi freedom), to be able to regain the afterschool life that we once had before we entered 3A1 and maybe 4A1 sooner or later. So members of 3A1 let us unite and join this cause to regain our lives.

For 3A1...

-Note: This campaign may not work, and the new word learnt may not be used in the correct way.

WR

January Review.


Biology.
We learnt how to answer such questions...

What was the questions I just asked?

What was the question before my last asked question?

And of course.. We know that worksheets which ends like this..

*Smiley face* END OF WORKSHEET *Smiley Face*

Belongs to TW..


Remember to bring your SS files or the WS will be nagging like at autistic..

*Stones like WS*

therandomed

just a little something i found..

Jaques:
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 139–143

therandomed

hello guys..yesterday was the twins brithday..happy belated birthday twins!!!..haha we all had a great time in town..walking..walkin..walkin and finally to NYDC..the food was..i dunno..didnt eat..haha hope you both enjoyed ur meal..100bucks for a meal..they'd better..om today was rather wacked..there was some major disagreements..at first..but we even it out after we discussed the script..not bad huh..oh well..the twins got their marksmanship badge..HOORAY!!!

ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣

uh, hi guys.
as some of you can see/have been told, i'm totally worned out, exhausted in both mental and physical states...as lethargic as i am, i still have to post -.-'

so ya e s2pid (it means stupid la, stupid!) day *tered (*=asterix=star, so it means started, la s2pid...and if you missed it the first time round, s2pid means stupid, stupid!) weef vice preenseepal geefing devotion, then blah blah blah -.-

otay fers peeriad (first period) was aye-mehth (a-math) en teecher talked erbout(about) alpha en beta again, en as usual eye (i) was blur...

afta dat we got oral comm, where my side had to reesees (resist) da(the)....da....omg, no werd(word) to deeskrybe (describe) da..da...ya, you noe who...

10 (then) we had aye free peeriad cos heestoli (history) teecher no here in skool, so we *tered korpeeing (copying la s2pid, not kor peeing, which means elder brother pissing) eech udder's(other's) feexics (physics) work.

feexics spar was awwrite (alright) i gas( guess)... 10 reesehs (recess)...no kill (queue) sia, sooper hehpee( super happy)...cos no sec2 & 4.

ooh, 10 our camp (chem...chemistry -.-) tehs (test) i dont tink i did dat well as expeckturd (expected), dont tink will fale (pale, whale, sale...fail lah!).

afta dat we had bohreeng (boring) yinglis en mama tung (mother tongue LOL) where we waystered (wasted more tyme (you know rhyme? yeah this is tyme...time lah s2pid!)

fye-ner-lee (finally) skool enderd (ended) with eeEeeEEeee-mehth. we serpoz (suppose) ta hand in fore (four) worksheets en i have darn (done) oni (only, not 'ghost' in jap, hahah)...

so much homewerk so leeter time! ...and i stew (still) hafta post -.- hahah anyways, (enough with my retarded language) i hope those who read this had a laugh after being so stressed up from school :D...take care guys! (:

.:ϩђдƉϙЩҷƪ₣:.

Extra

Something bonus for those who take geog.

Note that chapter 5 is done on WinWord 2007. Please install the software to view it on WinWord 2003. WinWord is free. Chapter 3 is done on Microsoft Word, there should be no problem viewing it if you have the former.

Chapter 4 I'll upload later - Need to find my softcopy.

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD IT.

It takes around 2 Seconds to download it. Very fast.
If you are lost in either of the both maths, either of the three sciences.

You are a gonecase. AA-HA!


Blame it on some distruptive idiot who did his job. Very efficient indeed. The fame of interns.

AC BARKER VS. TANGLIN SEC

5 -0

noob. go home sucks eggs.

BARKER TENNIS. We believe. in sex!

WhiteRanger

Yes. Suharto is dead. Don't flood text messages over this person, dead person.

"Although he is corrupt, Indonesia's development still lies greatly on him." Yesyes, that's what somebody big said.. I forgot the name lah. Maybe he was planning on something. I shall not comment. There isn't any reason why he wants to play dead. So, it probably is real, unlike Saddam. Yes, he died at 13:10 (+08:00 GMT). It will defenitely hit monday's papers on the headlines, to ease everyone's monday blues. Hee hee. Ok, I shall not be that bad.


MONOPOLY™


Vote for SINGAPORE.

68 countries available for voting. Singapore is on the 44th!

It has to be at the TOP 20 to be printed on the NEW MONOPOLY™ WORLD EDITION.

Currently PARIS, LONDON and NEWYORK is clinching the top 3 most expensive regions. You know.. Like Nassim Road, King Albert Park.. You sure don't want Singapore to be on a light blue tile like Farrer Road.. Or pink Geylang.. So please do vote. ^^

Instructions.

You can only vote once a day, with one account. So you can create multiple accounts and vote lah. Remember, you must enter a valid email address and ACTIVATE your account if not the votes don't count. The email will most probably be in your junk folder. Oh yes. Singapore does have a chance in winning.

I am looking forward to buy a new monopoly board.

Administrator

Please note that from 26th January 2008 onwards, this BLOG OF 3AONE's official email address is:

enoa3@hotmail.com

"enoa3" is literally the opposite of "3aone", if you have the mentality of either Bryan or Keith.

Please contact the blog via this email address.

If you have not received an email from this account, please send an email ASAP to be added into the 3AONE DATABASE.

Thank You.

Administrator of 3AONE.

RawrrPawz.

Today, justin chiu was like... gonna fight with jon sam.... dunno why, dun care why. and umm justin chiu's shoes also tio cope by TW. dunno why he take out, dun care why. umm... just finished playing a match... justin tan got raped, scolded and insulted... it seems he has lost his touch in cs? hmm dont know? dont care... errr i guess thats it.
And umm good luck to all you nerdy fags out there who study and write notes all day.
Oh yeah? and SCREW YOU CLARENCE. YOU NO LIFE PIECE OF ****.
RawrrPawz.

White Ranger

I know, I know.

Teachers, the same as us, gets VERY enthusiastic about the Internet. They are very free to go post on nTrix. And yes, nTrix is quite laggy. So when teachers get fedup, they just click the 'Send' button 4 times. And guess what. I received 4 emails regarding the SAME history test. And it will flood also you parents' inbox. This is SPAM. Just look at the long list of 'Upcoming Events' on nTrix when it can be summarized into a single box.

Sigh.

We would also like to thank the very very enthusiastic teachers; especially both maths teachers for uploading all our scores onto nTrix and made them GRADED which the majority of the class did not expect it. The average marks are quite high though. Except for people like me.

Sigh.

Everyone is so pessimistic about this blog. Comments in the TagBoard such as 'change to url' or 'delete this blog' makes this class sound so Singaporean-like, with a peticular element - kiasu.

Sigh again.

As what extra (you-know-who) said, which is indeed the intention of this blog. Is to make known to the teachers about our views and opinion of studying. So they can adapt to our class, and make lessons much more worthwhile.

We did include our Disclaimers..

I shall let the posting of today's eventful day to someone.

Kiwi

Greetings all.

*********I have come to share with the peoples of Earth and Pulau Ubin that there is a way of being uber-intelligent without ending the world.

And it is called 'Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts', which would boost your IQ by approximately 4 gigacoconuts (400 gabizillion coconuts).

I shall divulge the recipe amongst the 3Aoners. It is secret and keep it amongst yourselves.

There are 3 ways of making it.

The ingredients are:
1)Fresh coconut
2)1 tbspn peanuts; crushed, ground.

The first way:
1) Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Act surprised.
4) Open it up.
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.

Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.

The second way:
1)Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Surprise it by saying "Boo!"
4)Open it up.
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.

Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.

The third way:
1)Wander meaninglessly along the beach.
2)Find a coconut.
3)Pretend its not a coconut, thinking its a magical object that contains a mysterious treasure.
4)Open it up, and.....Tadaa! Its a coconut! (But of course you knew)
5)Sprinkle peanuts over it.

Tadaa! Coconut Surprise with Sprinkled Peanuts.

There it is, enjoy.

P.S. I had never done it before. Its pure fictional bullshit.

******************************************************************************
**For those who have never read such retarded posts before, please scroll down the to find another retarded post somewhere that has a very important disclaimer for you to read.

There is no particular reason why i'm rambling so much today, but its probably because of the killer workload (hint, hint.) Everyday is spent finishing up homework, and the last 25 minutes of pure, untainted bliss is spent on this blog. (What a great way to spend it.)

And so I end off, wanting to sleep.

But Remember kids, eat your veggies so you won't go coconuts like me. (Im serious.)

**For those of you who spend alot of time of this blog: SPEND IT FINISHING UP YOUR HW.

and I have a feeling this blog won't last for long...don't know why....something OMINOUS is happening..(Why do i keep referring to lessons?)

WR




WTF.


In less than 3 weeks, this blog has more than 1000 views. On average, around 40 views a day.

We still have to thank all the teachers for their constant support.

There are around 10 teachers who already viewed the blog.

And around 50% of the teachers of Barker Road is aware about the presence of this blog. It is very scary how the Powers Of Darknesses spread.

The 'Petition' is said to be lost. Traitor working for POW. Zzz.

IMPORTANT


As the number of people posting on the tagboard increases, and impersonation has already become a craze here. We are following the footsteps of Mr. Peter Tank, to go HARDCORE on the boys, assumingly.

In other words, YOU ARE FIRED! I meant, BANNED.

Yes, we WILL BAN YOU, aka suspension, from the tagboard. Hee Hee Hee..

Please inform JH if you want to be unbanned. We will carry out procedures. Remember exactly what you write on the tagboard and the name(s) used. It will be very critical.

THE DAY, will carry on.

PS: An Indian guy in barker who takes CHINESE as his mother tongue got 8 A1s.

BARKER LEGEND O LEVEL!

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